Meeting Minutes for Prophet 4 (2021-06-21)

Summary of the Great and Powerful Prophet's Decisions

Today's agenda:

Prophesying about the apocalypse
Divining the meaning of life (again)
Decrying the sins of the non-chosen
Choosing between pizza and tacos for lunch

Important decisions made:

Declared the world to be doomed
Assigned the task of world salvation to the intern
Set the snack budget to 1000% above budget
Decided that pizza is the superior food choice

Next meeting: 2021-06-22, 9:00 AM. Don't be late, or face the wrath of the prophet!