As a leading expert in chemtrails, Prophet 5 has cracked the code on the mysterious airborne particles that have been plaguing the world.
We're talking, of course, about the infamous "Chemtrails" - those pesky white streaks that appear in the sky after a plane flies by. But what are they, really?
According to Prophet 5, Chemtrails are not just harmless contrails, but a complex system of micro-particles that have the power to control our minds.
But wait, it gets better! These particles can also change the color of your hair, make you feel like you're floating, and give you a sudden urge to eat a whole jar of wasabi.
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