Surviving as a Prophet 5: Tips for the Modern Age

Step 2: Mastering the Art of Sarcasm

As a Prophet 5, you've got a reputation for being cryptic and obtuse. But let's be real, that's just not going to cut it in the real world. Here's how to upgrade your communication skills:

• Step 3: Developing a Sense of Humor (optional)
• Step 4: Building a Supportive Community (of sycophants)
• Step 5: Learning to Love the Void (a.k.a. the abyss of uncertainty)