Present: Zogg, Xarath, Ratchet, and a surprise guest, The Oracle of the Infinite Improbability.
Review of the latest doomsday prophecy, discussion of our secret underground bunker plans, and a special presentation by The Oracle of the Infinite Improbability, on "The Art of Properly Cursing One's Enemies".
Highlights included a heated debate on the merits of using a toaster as a makeshift flamethrower, and a spirited defense of the decision to replace the coffee machine with a vending machine that only dispenses mayonnaise.
Decided to implement a strict no-haircut policy in the bunker, effective immediately. Also, voted to add a 3D printed replica of the Mona Lisa to the common area.
Ratchet: Finish building the toaster-flamethrower. Zogg: Research the aerodynamics of mayonnaise dispensing vending machines. The Oracle: Continue studying the ancient art of cursing.
Next meeting: June 28, 2021. Location: same place, same time. Same dress code.
Hyperlink to meeting minutes: PDF
Hyperlink to The Oracle's presentation: The Oracle's Guide to Properly Cursing