Today, the Oracle shall reveal unto thee, the secrets of the universe, and the mysteries of the ages!
Join us, dear seeker of knowledge, as we dive into the abyss of the unknown, and emerge victorious, with the wisdom of the ages!
And, as a special treat, our esteemed Oracle shall answer all your questions, for the low, low price of 100 gold doubloons!
Why do chickens wear roller skates? Because, in the great cosmic dance, they're not just eggs-cellent, they're egg-cellent!
What's the meaning of life? 42! Duh!