The Great Prophet 7's Manifesto

By the power vested in me, I, Prophet 7, hereby declare:

1. ALL meetings shall be held at precisely 3:14 AM on Fridays.
2. ALL attendees shall arrive prepared with a 3-minute presentation, or face certain doom.
3. ALL snacks shall be of the free, artisanal variety.
4. ALL decisions shall be made with the utmost haste and a healthy dose of paranoia.
5. ALL disagreements shall be settled with an impromptu game of "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard".

Failure to comply with these edicts shall result in certain... consequences.
Read Chapter 2: The Rules of Engagement