Prophecies of the Great Prophet 7

The Great Prophet 7's Prophecies

"The world is ending, but not in the way you think. It's not the end of the world, but rather the end of your favorite TV show. The apocalypse will be a slow burn, with Netflix cancelling all original content by 2025."

This is a satirical take on a typical prophet's prophecies, poking fun at the idea of prophetic utterances and the often absurd or mundane nature of predictions. The links provided are fictional subpaths that could be used to continue the parody, each with its own absurd or humorous take on the prophecy theme.