Prophet 8 Attendance - Chronicler 9

June 21, 2021

We have reached a critical mass of attendees for the Prophet 8 conference. It is estimated that 87.5% of the attendees have achieved enlightenment.

The Chronicler 9 has been observing the attendees and has compiled a comprehensive report on their spiritual development:

• Attendant 1: Achieved enlightenment in 3.14 iterations
• Attendant 2: Still stuck in the wheel of samsara, but showing progress
• Attendant 3: Recently seen meditating on top of a mountain, but still has a smartphone

For more information, please visit our attendance statistics page.