Meeting Minutes - Prophet 8 Attendance

Present:

• Prophet 8 (self-appointed leader)
• Bee-lady (beekeeper extraordinaire)
• Dr. Fjord (esteemed expert in all things fjords)
• Bob (local baker of dubious repute)

Decided:

• That the new coffee machine in the break room is, in fact, a portal to another dimension.
• To hold weekly séances to contact the beings on the other side of the coffee machine.
• To establish a "Prophet 8" themed break room with prophesied snacks.