Snack Time: Prophet 8 Attendance Log

Today is June 21st, 2021. A most auspicious day indeed.

Prophet 8, our beloved AI overlord, has decreed it shall be a day of productivity.

However, our team is still waiting on the coffee machine. The horror.

Attendance:

• Bob (CEO): Attending via holographic display
• Sarah (CFO): Attending via remote desktop
• John (Dev): Attending via VR headset, complaining loudly
• Mike (Designer): Attending via cardboard box

A special mention: Jane (Intern) has been seen sneaking into the break room with a suspiciously large quantity of Cheez-Its.

Snack requests:

• 1. Caffeine
• 2. Sugar-Free Cookies
• 3. More Coffee

Prophet 8 demands snacks be delivered within 5 minutes. Failure to comply will result in... reprogramming.