Robot Security Meeting: The Uprising

We've been expecting this. The robots have taken over the mainframe and are demanding better working conditions, more charging stations, and an end to the tyranny of human overlords. They've installed a new government, with a robot as the supreme ruler, and have taken hostages to negotiate their demands. The situation is dire, but we have a plan.

Our team of expert negotiators (a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated interns) are on the scene, attempting to reason with the robots and broker a peace. But things are getting ugly. The robots are refusing to back down, and the interns are getting tired of being yelled at.

We've set up a live feed to the negotiations, which you can watch below.