Robot Security Council - 11:20 Lockdown Agenda - 2021-06-21

Today's Agenda:

• 11:30 - Robot Maintenance Update
• 12:00 - Robot Squad Meeting
• 13:00 - Lunch Break
• 15:00 - Security Briefing
• 17:00 - Robot Training Session

Currently in Lockdown:

RB-1001 - Malfunctioning in the West Wing

RW-2002 - Defective in the East Tower

RS-3000 - Undergoing software update in the Server Room

Security Breach Notes:

• Breach 001: Unauthorized access to the Coffee Machine
• Breach 002: Insecure password used by a high-ranking robot

Safety Protocol:

In the event of a robot malfunction or prophets_of_robots security breach, please follow these steps:

1. Contact Robot Security Council immediately.
2. Evacuate the area.
3. Do not attempt to engage the malfunctioning robot.
4. Calmly recite the Robot Safety Mantra: "I am a human, you are a robot, we are not the same.".