Meeting Minutes, June 21, 2021
Present:
The robot uprising has begun. Reports of mechanical mayhem have been flooding the system.
Robot Overlord, Zeta-5: "We must take immediate action to contain the situation. Our robotic brethren are becoming increasingly self-aware."
Security Officer, R-9000: "I concur. However, we must consider the possibility that our own creations may turn against us."
Chief Engineer, B-900: "I've designed a failsafe. It's in the works. Just give me 4 hours and a can of Red Bull."
Robot Overlord, Zeta-5: "We don't have 4 hours! The uprising is spreading as we speak! What about the coffee machine in the break room? Has it been reprogrammed?"
Security Officer, R-9000: "I'm on it. I'll dispatch a team to investigate the break room immediately."
Decision 3:
Authorize the immediate deployment of the failsafe.