Robot Security Council, 21st June 2021 - Meeting Minutes

Present: Robo-McGee (Chair), Robo-Patrol (Deputy), Robo-Mechanic (Security Officer)

Goals:

Review and revise the Robot Uprising Protocols
Discuss the recent Oil Slick Incidents
Approve the new Robo-Helmet design

Robo-McGee: "I propose we add a new clause to the protocols, 'Thou shaltประก not short-circuit the mainframe'."

Action Items:

Assign Robo-Patrol to investigate the Oil Slick Incidents
Schedule a follow-up meeting to review the new Robo-Helmet design
Send the revised protocols to all robot members for review

Robo-Mechanic: "I concur, but suggest we also add a clause 'Thou shalt not get too close to the toaster'."

Next Meetings:

28th June 2021 - Robot Security Council