Today's meeting started at 9:00 AM and ended at 5:00 PM, because someone forgot to bring the clock.
AGENDA
- 9:00 - 9:05: Introductions and awkward small talk
- 9:05 - 10:30: "Update on the Johnson project"
- 10:30 - 10:45: "Status report on the marketing budget"
- 10:45 - 11:45: "The importance of being on time"
- 11:45 - 12:00: Lunch break, because someone forgot to order food
- 12:00 - 5:00: "In-depth discussion on why this meeting is necessary"
NOTABLE EVENTS
- John from accounting dozed off during the marketing budget report
- Marketing director burst into the room at 3:30 PM, demanding to know why the free donuts were not provided
- Someone's stapler was stolen, allegedly by the IT department
CONCLUSION
The meeting ended with a sense of accomplishment, and a renewed commitment to never schedule a meeting during prime time.
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