Phase 2: The Great Sock Drawer Debacle
Minutes from the 21st of June, 2021, Team Meeting
Decision 1: We will never find the missing socks
Decision 2: The sock drawer is a black hole
Decision 3: Socks have feelings too, man
Decision 4: We will just use the sock puppet show as a distraction
Decision 5: The sock drawer is a portal to another dimension
Decision 6: Socks are secretly controlling our minds
And that's it. That's all. We're out of here.
Subtopic 5: The Sock Drawer Conspiracy Theories