June 21, 2021: The Day the Meetings Ate Our Sanity
Present:
- Brian "I'm only here for the free coffee" Smith, CEO of "I'm Not Listening Inc."
- Jane "I'm just here for the free snacks" Doe, Marketing Wizard
- Bob "I'm the one with the PowerPoint" Johnson, Sales Magician
Agenda:
- 10:00-12:00: "The Longest Meeting Ever"
- 12:00-13:00: "Lunch Break, because we all need a break...from meetings"
- 13:00-15:00: "The Meeting That Should've Been an Email"
Decisions Made:
- We're never having meetings on Mondays again
- The coffee machine will never be stocked with creamer, it's a waste of space
- We're replacing the conference room with a ball pit, because focus
Next Meeting: What was the point of that meeting, anyway?