Another Meeting, Another Sigh

Welcome, meeting attendees. Today's agenda is... well, not exactly thrilling, but it's something.

Scheduled to start: 2:00 PM

Location: The Conference Room of Despair

Purpose: Discuss the meaning of "urgency" in a post-pandemic world.

Please don't make eye contact with your colleagues during the meeting.

Refreshments: Coffee and a faint glimmer of hope.

Don't forget to turn in your timesheets!