We have reached the optimal adjournment time. The minutes are long, the coffee is cold, and the snacks are dwindling. It is time for us to adjourn for snacks.
As we reconvene, please take note of the following adjournment protocol:
- Grab a snack from the break room fridge. Do not touch the Tupperware with the weird smell.
- Rehydrate with a refreshing glass of water from the water cooler. Do not use the water cooler that's been out of order since 2018.
- Realign your priorities. Snacks are not a distraction, they are the new work.
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