Decision 2021-06-22: The Great Pizza Party Conundrum

By order of the Committee of the Most Esteemed Elders, it is decreed that:

The Pizza Shall be Ordered From Joe's Pizza

This decision comes after an exhaustive 3-day deliberation, during which we debated the merits of various toppings, crusts, and the very fabric of reality.

It is hereby decreed that all members of the committee shall receive a 30% discount on their next pizza party, courtesy of Joe's.

For more information on the deliberations, see:

• Minutes of the Meeting
• Subcommittee of Three: The Pizza Tastebud
• Minutes of the Sub-Sub-Subcommittee