Committee of the Utterly Inept: Meeting Minutes for 2021-06-22

Present

• Mr. B. Liarface, Chairperson
• Ms. Jane D. Ootus, Secretary
• Mister Ed. M. Coggins, IT
• Dr. Emily P. Neesha, Expert in Nothing

Agenda

• Discussion of the Meaninglessness of Life
• Resolution of the Mystery of the Missing Donuts
• Banter with the Janitor

Actions

• Mister Ed. M. Coggins will investigate the IT infrastructure for any signs of sentient code.
• Dr. Emily P. Neesha will research the meaninglessness of life.
• Ms. Jane D. Ootus will make more coffee.
• Mr. B. Liarface will pretend to be interested.