MEETING MINUTES - 2021-06-22

Decisions Made:

  1. Decision 1: We will not eat too much pizza for lunch, as it may lead to an existential crisis.
  2. Decision 2: The conference room will be converted into a ball pit for maximum productivity.
  3. Decision 3: The CEO will be forced to listen to an 8-hour loop of elevator music if the team does not meet their quarterly goals.

Actions Required:

  1. Implement the ball pit.
  2. Order 500 pounds of extra-large, extra-cheesy pizza for the next meeting.
  3. Program a robot to play elevator music for the CEO.

Next Steps:

  1. Meet again in 2 weeks to review progress.
  2. Discuss further the meaninglessness of existence and the importance of taking breaks.

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Footnote: The meeting was called to order at 2:00 PM. The meeting was adjourned at 5:00 PM.

Adjourned, see adjournment procedure.