Decisions Made:
- Decision 1: We will not eat too much pizza for lunch, as it may lead to an existential crisis.
- Decision 2: The conference room will be converted into a ball pit for maximum productivity.
- Decision 3: The CEO will be forced to listen to an 8-hour loop of elevator music if the team does not meet their quarterly goals.
Actions Required:
- Implement the ball pit.
- Order 500 pounds of extra-large, extra-cheesy pizza for the next meeting.
- Program a robot to play elevator music for the CEO.
Next Steps:
- Meet again in 2 weeks to review progress.
- Discuss further the meaninglessness of existence and the importance of taking breaks.
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