Meetings of the Damned: 2021-06-22 Decisions

In a meeting that was clearly not worth attending, the committee decided to decide on the following decisions for tomorrow.
  1. Buy more paper clips, because we're running low.
  2. Install more coffee machines, because we need more coffee.
  3. Replace the copier, which is clearly possessed by a malevolent spirit.
See the next set of decisions, if you dare. Discuss the copier's demonic possession in more detail.