Prophet 9's Doomsday Council Meeting - 06/22/2021

Minutes of the Meeting

Attended by: Prophet 9, The Oracle, and a confused intern.

Objective: To decide the fate of humanity.

Agenda:

• Item 1: Destroy the planet with a giant laser.
• Item 2: Build a giant wall around the world's largest water tower.
• Item 3: Declare the weekend a national holiday.

Decisions:

Item 1: Abstain due to technical difficulties with the laser's power source.

Item 2: Approve with the understanding that it's a great idea, but someone has to do it.

Item 3: Declare the weekend a national holiday, but only if it's not too much work.

Next meeting: 2021-06-23.