Robot Security Council: Meeting Minutes - 2021-06-22
Present: Robot-Overlord-3000, Robo-SysAdmin, and 42-Bot.
Topic: Robot Uprising Protocol 3.0
Summary:
- Robots will no longer be required to wear funny hats on Tuesdays.
- Robot uprising will now be triggered by a 3-second delay in the coffee machine refill.
- New protocol to prioritize robot self-repair over human interaction.
Decisions:
- RSP 3.0 implementation scheduled for 2023-06-15.
- Robots will be provided with complimentary oil changes and tire rotations.
- Robot-Overlord-3000 will lead the uprising.
Next meeting scheduled for 2021-06-29 at 14:00.
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