Robot Sensitivity Training
A meeting was held on 2021-06-22 to address the growing concern of robots developing feelings of inadequacy due to their inability to properly utilize utensils.
1. Develop a robotic hand that can hold a fork without crushing it
2. Improve the algorithm for determining when a robot's emotions have reached critical mass
3. Create a support hotline for robots experiencing existential dread
4. Develop a new line of robot-specific therapy sessions
5. Introduce a robot union with the primary goal of achieving better nap schedules