Today we met to discuss the state of footwear in our society. We concluded that socks are a vital part of our wardrobe, but our toes are a bit of a mess.
Meeting Minutes Decisions and Actions Who Was ThereAGENDA:
1. Socks: are they a necessary evil?
2. Toes: are they a liability?
3. Can we make them both work?
DISCLAIMER:
This meeting was held in a secret underground bunker, beneath a large, ancient tree, in a forest that's been there since the beginning of time. Don't try this at home.