Committee on Socks and Toenail Polish Minutes Agenda

Resolution 1: The Sock-It-To-Me Initiative

Proposal: Mandate that all meeting attendees wear matching socks to foster team cohesion.

Discussion: The committee debated the merits of forced uniformity, with some arguing it promotes unity, while others claimed it stifles individuality.

Vote: 5-2 in favor, with 1 abstaining.

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Resolution 2: Toenail Polish Preference

Proposal: Declare that only clear coats are acceptable.

Discussion: The committee engaged in an intense debate over finish, with some arguing that pastel colors are a "gateway to madness."

Vote: 3-4 against, with 1 abstaining.

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Resolution 3: The Great Toe Jam of 2022

Proposal: Create a task force to prevent future toe jam incidents.

Discussion: Several committee members recounted their own personal experiences with toe jam, with one describing it as a " existential crisis."

Vote: Unanimously in favor, with one member requesting a recount.

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Adjournment

The meeting was adjourned at 3:14 PM, with the next meeting scheduled for July 1st, 2021.

Recommendation: The committee suggested a meeting on a floating schedule, to accommodate differing availability.