Resolution 4: Mandatory Pajama Party Meetings

As per Article 3, Section 7 of the "Code of Conduct: Because Adulting is Hard" we hereby establish Mandatory Pajama Party Meetings (MPM) as a regular occurrence in our beloved organization.

• MPM will take place every Thursday at 3:00 AM.
• Attendance is mandatory. Failure to do so will result in the dreaded "Pajama Party Fines" which may include but are not limited to: forced viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show", being forced to eat a diet of exclusively plain toast for a week, or being subjected to a 3 a.m. rendition of "Who Let the Dogs" by the company's president.
• Agenda for MPMs will include but are not limited to:
  • Discussion of the meaning of "adulting" and its implications on our collective well-being.
  • Sharing of personal struggles and triumphs in adulting.
  • Group activities designed to promote relaxation and stress relief through the art of making oneself a human pinata.
• Resolution 4 hereby takes precedence over all other resolutions and is binding upon all employees, including the CEO.