MEETING IN PROGRESS

We are currently discussing the meaning of life and the futility of human existence.

Topic: The Impending Doom of the Coffee Machine.

Attendees:

• Bob
• Jane
• Manager

Next meeting in 30 minutes. Don't be late.

Related Links:

• The Coffee Machine Conspiracy
• The Apocalypse Survival Guide

Acknowledgement of attendance:

Yes, I'm here and ready to face the void of existence No, I'm hiding under my desk