- Bob Smith, CEO of Important Things Inc.
- Alice Brown, CTO of Mostly Irrelevant Corp.
- Dave Johnson, Janitor of the Office of Unimportance.
1. Discuss the merits of beige-colored office chairs.
2. Debate the ethics of microwaving fish in the break room.
3. Decide on the new company slogan ("It's not like we're doing it for the money... or the love... or the sense of purpose...").
Beige chairs were deemed acceptable, but only for "low-key" meetings.
Microwaving fish was banned, but a new rule was introduced allowing for "fish-free Fridays" in the break room.
The new company slogan was decided: "We're not getting paid enough for this, but hey, at least the office coffee machine still works." (working title)