Microchip Salad II: A Robot's Dilemma
Meeting Attendees:
- Rusty the Robot (Chairperson)
- Bolt the Robot (Vice-Chairperson)
- Sprocket the Robot (Robot Dietitian)
- Gearbox the Robot (Robot Accountant)
Meeting Summary:
The Robot Diet Committee convened to discuss the merits of Microchip Salad II. After much debate, it was determined that the microchips were indeed too crunchy, yet insufficiently crunchy. The committee voted to add 10% more crunch to the microchips, pending further research.
Action Items:
- Rusty to research the effects of excessive crunch on microchip longevity.
- Bolt to procure more crunching equipment.
- Sprocket to consult with the Robot Gastroenterologists' Association.
- Gearbox to crunch the numbers on the cost of increased crunch.