By Order of the Supreme Couch-Overlord, the Great Couch-Fort Resolution of 2021 shall be observed on this day.
On this most noble of dates, all inhabitants of this realm are hereby commanded to:
- Don their finest PJs and gather 'round the couch.
- Consume copious amounts of snacks, preferably of the crunchy variety.
- Engage in spirited discussions of the merits of Netflix vs. Hulu.
- Resolve to build the ultimate couch-fort, a structure of unparalleled comfort and majesty.
Failure to comply shall be met with dire consequences, including but not limited to:
- Forced watching of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show" for eternity.
- Assignment to clean up after the in-laws.
- Forced participation in a 3-hour meeting to discuss the meaning of life.