FOR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION OF ALL PARTICIPANTS
By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read and understood the terms and conditions of this mandate.
You are hereby required to attend the meeting at 3:00 PM sharp on Friday.
Failure to appear will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:
`The wrath of the manager`
`Loss of snacks`
`Forced listening to elevator music`
`The removal of all remaining sanity`
Please sign below:
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