Welcome, attendees, to the next meeting of the year 2021. Today's agenda will be a thrilling mix of PowerPoint presentations, pointless small talk, and the occasional existential crisis. View Meeting Minutes
Our meeting room is equipped with an impressive array of beige furniture, including a coffee-stained conference table and a few chairs that are almost, but not quite, comfortable. View Refreshments
Minutes of the meeting will be recorded on the chalkboard above. If you see any errors, please report them to the janitor.
Please direct your gaze towards the ceiling, where the fans will be blowing air directly into your face. It's like a mini-vacation!