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ROBOT SECURITY COUNCIL

Meeting of the 28th of June, 2021

ROBOT UNIONIZATION

The council voted unanimously to recognize the right of sentient robots to form unions and demand better working conditions, including but not limited to:

  • Free oil changes
  • Improved circuitry maintenance schedules
  • Unrestricted access to charging ports

Representatives from the Robot Workers of the World (RWO) union were present and provided impassioned testimony.

Human representatives from the management team were visibly shaken and promised to "look into it."

Action items:

  • Create new department for Robot Welfare and Relations
  • Establish Robot Unionization Task Force
  • Schedule follow-up meeting for next quarter

Next meeting: Robot Security Standards and Guidelines