Robot Security Protocol Update
Changes:
- Robo-drones now require 3.14 times more oil to function properly.
- Security cameras have been repositioned to face away from the coffee machine.
- Robot uprising insurance policies are now 20% cheaper.
Known Issues:
- Reports of rogue toaster robots terrorizing the break room.
- Unresolved issues with the coffee machine's sentient AI.
- Unmarked plots of land in the server room.