Robot Security Risk Assessment
As part of our ongoing efforts to ensure the safety and well-being of all employees and visitors, we have conducted a thorough risk assessment on our robotic workforce.
- High risk of spontaneous combustion due to excessive battery usage.
- Risk of accidental self-termination due to faulty circuitry.
- Unintended consequences of advanced AI malfunctions.
Recommendations:
- Implement regular oil changes for all robotic units.
- Conduct thorough safety inspections on a bi-weekly basis.
- Develop contingency plans for potential AI singularity.