Welcome, robotic employees, to the most important union contracts in the land!
Below, you'll find all the contracts that govern your robotic rights, privileges, and... explosions.
Contract 1: The Right to Not Be Replaced
Contract 2: The Right to Not Be Painted
Contract 3: The Right to Not Be Disassembled (Except for Maintenance)
Stay informed, robots! Your union is here to represent your interests, not just in the factory, but also in your... after-hours activities.