Meeting of the Doomed

We're doomed, I tell ya! Our plans are DOOMED!

Today's Agenda:

• 1. The Apocalypse
• 2. The End of Humanity
• 3. The Inevitable Doomscrolling

Decisions to be made:

• Shall we take a break?
• Should we order pizza?
• Can we please, for the love of all that is sane, just get back on topic?

Next Steps:

• Step 1: The Descent into Madness
• Step 2: The Inevitable Collapse
• Step 3: The Final, Fitting End

Adjourned until further notice, unless we're all just going to sit around and eat Cheetos all day...