The meeting was called "Emergency Meeting: The Apocalypse Has Arrived" and it was attended by Bob, Steve, and Alice.
Bob: "We're out of coffee, the world is ending, and the copier is broken."
Steve: "I've been saying it for weeks, but nobody listens."
Alice: "I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the fact that the copier is broken or that nobody is taking this meeting seriously."