Decisions of June 30th, 2021

Decision 1: The Coffee Machine

The company will install a coffee machine that dispenses only decaf coffee, because why not, really.

Read more about the decaf debacle

Decision 2: The New Chair Policy

Everyone must sign a waiver before sitting in any chair, to cover our collective butts in case of any accidents.

Learn about the intricacies of chair liability

Decision 3: The Mandatory Breakroom

The breakroom will now serve free donuts every Friday, but only to employees who can solve a math problem on the spot.

Find out the answer to the secret donut equation

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