The Aftermath of Our Sponsors

As the summer of bacon love came to an end, our sponsors were left with a, well, not-so-sweet taste in their mouths.

We're talking about the ones who invested in our, ahem, 'research' into the effects of bacon on human relationships.

The Sponsors' Reckoning

• Sponsor 1: "We're still trying to get the smell out of our carpets."
• Sponsor 2: "We're now using the money to invest in a new line of bacon-flavored toothpaste."
• Sponsor 3: "We're still trying to figure out why our interns were so hungover for three weeks straight."

And so, we'd like to thank our Sponsors for their, uh, 'generous' support.