It's been a few months since Bacon Was Our Summer Love ended in tragedy. Our community was torn apart by the brutal honesty of our beloved leader, Balthazar McSnazz, who revealed the dark truth behind the world's most popular breakfast food: it was just a lie. A lie about taste, a lie about texture, a lie about the whole 'everything is better with bacon' mantra.
We're still trying to pick up the pieces, but it's tough. The memories linger: the smell of burnt offering, the taste of regret, the sound of McSnazz's voice, dripping with malice, as he revealed the truth about our beloved breakfast staple.
Some of us are trying to move on, focusing on the good times, the joy of bacon-filled summers past, but it's hard to shake the feeling that we were all lied to. Others are trying to hold on, refusing to let go, but it's getting tough, folks. The world is moving on without us, and we're just stuck in our own little bubble of denial.
But we're not alone. There are others out there, others who were just as blind, just as deceived, just as traumatized as we are. Join us in the Aftermath Support Group, where we'll share our stories, our struggles, and our recipes for bacon-free breakfasts. Together, we'll face the aftermath of the great bacon lie, and find a way to move on, to heal, and to find love again.
Join us, and together we'll: