CHUTNEY COUP

The Great Chutney Coup of 2021 was a most peculiar affair. It began with a batch of artisanal chutney, lovingly crafted by the notorious Chef François Fiasco, who had grown tired of his mundane life as a humble chef. He sought to overthrow the government, but first, he needed an army.

Enter the Chutney Cartel, a motley crew of fruit enthusiasts, each with their own unique set of skills.

• There's Bertha, the Beret-wearing, bespectacled bombshell with a penchant for explosives.
• Larry, the lime-loving, leather-clad ladies' man with a flair for the dramatic.
• And then there's Pierre, the petite, bespectacled pastry chef with a passion for pastries and plotting.

Together, they hatched a plan to steal the world's most coveted chutney recipe book, a coveted prize known only as "The Chutney Bible." Little did they know, the book held the secrets to not only the perfect chutney, but also the key to world domination.

Read on for the full, fantastical tale of the Chutney Coup.