Efficiency Coffee Machine FAQ
Q: Why is the Efficiency Coffee Machine so efficient?
A: Because it has a 99.99% chance of not spilling coffee on the floor, unlike those ancient, analog machines.
Q: Can I make lattes with the Efficiency Coffee Machine?
A: Only if you consider a 3% foam-to-syrup ratio a "latte".
Q: How many cups can I brew at once?
A: 4.7. The decimal point is for science.
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