Efficiency Coffee Machine
The ultimate solution for the chronically caffeinated and sleep-deprived.
How it works
No more waiting in line, no more bland office coffee.
Our Efficiency Coffee Machine dispenses a precise 8 oz shot of pure, unadulterated joy into a cup every 5.4 seconds.
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Technical Specifications
Speed: 5.4 seconds
Temperature: 195.4°F
Pressure: 9.5 bars
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Testimonials
“I can finally focus on my code again!” - John D.
“I've never felt so alive!” - Jane S.
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