JUNE 2021: THE MONTH OF THE GREAT KETCHUP PROPHET

MEETING NOTES

TOPICS:

• Krusty the Ketchup Prophet's Predictions
• Ketchup Fueled Doomsday Simulation Results
• Krusty's Ketchup-Infused Anger Management Session

AGENDA:

10:00 AM - Ketchup Prophet's Opening Remarks

10:15 AM - Ketchup Fueled Doomsday Simulation

11:15 AM - Ketchup-Infused Snack Break

12:00 PM - Ketchup Prophet's Closing Remarks

MINUTES:

THE KETCHUP PROPHET: "THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US, BUT WE WILL SURVIVE WITH THE POWER OF KETCHUP."

THE SIMULATION RESULTS: "THE KETCHUP FUELED DOOMSDAY SIMULATION HAS PREDICTED A 97% CHANCE OF SURVIVAL WITH A 3% CHANCE OF BEING TRAPPED IN A NEVER-ENDING LOOP OF KETCHUP-SOAKED HELL."

ATTENDEES:

• John Doe (Ketchup Enthusiast)
• Jane Doe (Ketchup Connoisseur)
• Krusty (Ketchup Prophet)