The ketchup-fueled doomsday simulation has reached its conclusion.
Initial Ketchup Levels: 1000ml
Final Ketchup Levels: 0ml (it was a real mess)
Survivors: 0 (just kidding, we're all still alive)
Reason for failure: We ran out of ketchup.
Ketchup consumption rate: 500ml/minute
Average ketchup splatter distance: 5 feet
Total ketchup stains: 1000+
Observations:
We are currently developing a ketchup-fueled doomsday 2.0, featuring: