Ketchup Gets a Makeover: A Tale of Saucy Symbolism
It's 2021, and ketchup is feeling stale. Its condiment culture is, well, a mess. That's why we're here to give it a much-needed makeover.
We're not just talking about slapping a new label on the bottle, though that would be a decent first step. No, no. We're talking about rebranding the whole shebang. Introducing 16 Saucy Symbols:
1. The Saucy Sphere: A Global Unifier
4. Saucy Splat: A Daring New Shape
5. Saucy Swirl: A Global Twist
6. Saucy Splash: A Refreshing Rebrand
7. Saucy Splasher: The Saucy Symbol of Fun
8. Saucy Splat: A Daring New Look
9. Saucy Swirls: A Global Twist
10. Saucy Splat: A Saucy Symbol of Joy
11. Saucy Squeeze: A New Saucy Shape
12. Saucy Squiggle: A Saucy Symbol of Whimsy
13. Saucy Splasherino: A Refreshingly New Saucy Symbol
14. Saucy Squeezle: A Saucy Squeeze of Joy
15. Saucy Squel: A Saucy Symbol of Quirkiness
16. Saucy Splat: The Final Saucy Symbol
Which one do you like best? Let us know in the comments!
Or, you know, just stick with the classic ketchup bottle. It's not like it's going anywhere.
Next Meeting: 17. Saucy Symbols Meeting